Friday, November 24, 2006
-Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that!!!
-Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
-Crying is blackmail.
-Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
1. Subtle hints do not work!
2. Strong hints do not work!
3. Obvious hints do not work!
4. JUST SAY IT!
-If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
-Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
-Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
-If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
-When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
-You have enough clothes
