Saturday, November 25, 2006
Bangladesh Worker : Sir, me no come to work, me sick. Boss : When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it.
2 hours later, Bangladesh Worker : Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock. Man : Why? Want to have sex again? Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.
A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said : Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you.
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying
- why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. . .
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to:
" RETURNED UNOPENED "
Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.
