Thursday, December 07, 2006
30 Things guys want girls to know!!!
- We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
- No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
- We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
- Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
- Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
- We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with you
- Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
- If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard or sideburns looked cool.
- We never shave our legs. So get over it.
- Never ask us if you can put make up on us.
- Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
- When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
- We absolutely do not care bout Backstreet boys,NSYNC, 98Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
- Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong.
- You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us too.
- Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
- NEVER kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". MEAN
- Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
- Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
- PMS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
- The way to guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe.... oh nevermind =)
- NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
- We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
- And last but not least: we know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
SEX
- Sex is a beauty treatment.Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
- Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
- Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
- Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
- Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
- The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
- Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
- Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain
- Alot of love making can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
