Thursday, January 25, 2007
THANKS FRUIT FLY. that costed me 7+ bucks. screw you
on the other hand..
forwarded emails again!
1.
wife: honey what are you looking for?
husband: nothing.
wife: nothing? you have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
husband: oh i was just looking for the expiry date.
2.
what is the difference between mother and wife?
ans: one woman brings you into this world crying, and the other ensures you continue to do so.
3.
wife: do you wan dinner?
husband: sure, what are my choices?
wife: yes and no.
4.
wife: you always carry my photo in your handbag to office. why?
husband: when there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappears.
wife: u see, how miraculous and powerful i am for you?
husband: yes, i see your picture and say "what other problem can there be greater then this?"
5.
girl: when we ge married, i wan to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: its very kind of you, darling, but i don have any worries or troubles.
girl: well thats because we aren't married yet.
6.
son: mum. when i was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
mom: well. you have done the right thing.
son: but mum, i was sitting on daddy's lap
7.
father to son: let me see your report card
son: my friend just borrowed it to scare his parents.
8.
interviewer to millionaire: who do you owe your success as a millionaire?
millionaire: my wife.
interviewer: wow she must be some woman. what were you before you married her?
millionaire: billionaire.
9.
girl to boy: one kiss and i'll be yours forever.
boy: thanks for the warning.
10.
wife to husband: what do you like most in me- my pretty face / my body
husband looked her from head to toe and replied: i like your sense of humor.
smile people, cause life ain't over yet
