Monday, March 19, 2007
1. stay single and be miserable.
2. get married and wish you were dead.
at a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"yes i am. i married the wrong man"
a lady inserted an ad in the classified:
"husband wanted"
next day she received a hundred letters.
they all say the same thing.
"you can have mine"
little boy asked father:
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
father replied, "i don know son, im still paying"
a young son asked,
"is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
dad, " that happens in every country, son"
marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
first guy: my wife's an angel!
second guy: you are lucky, mine's still alive.
A woman's prayer:
Dear Lord, i pray for wisdom to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for patience for his mood.
because Lord, if i pray for strength, i'll just beat him to death.
